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"WHY ARE YOU STILL CLICKING?!"
Alright, let's get one thing straight. This isn't a normal page. This is my personal broadcast pipeline, and I am currently soaking wet because some local wizard thought it would be funny to make it rain soda pop. I don't have time to be nice. Read the tickers below or get off my feed, you looney!
STUPID REGIONAL NEWS TICKERS
BREAKING NEWS
A stupid little production company called Jafin Productions Entertainment decided to upgrade their website. As Angry Andy, I firmly believe in the art of simplification - in other words, THE OLD WEBSITE WAS BETTER!!!
METEOROLOGICAL REPORT
WBC News Weather reports that there's a high chance of a glitter tornado in the Zew Nearland region, a high chance of a flying man in the Fenceville region, and a high chance of GET LOST in the Angry Andy region.
ART STYLE WAR
As Angry Andy, I don't get it. WHY DOES JAFIN HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSION WITH THE "cutesty-woostsy" CHIBI ART STYLE??? I thought CIRCLES AND BOXES and FLASH-STYLE ANIMATION were better, but Mr. Ormsby doesn't seem to give two fat flying fettuccine noodles that ME and some of his friends want the style GONE!!
WILDLIFE WARNING
A group of local hopping trees, led by an arrogant tree named Leaning Johnny Elmer, have reportedly blocked the entrance to the local grocery store. Police have been notified, but Officer D.A.D is currently busy enforcing a minor curfew violation elsewhere.